I make things. Usually related to advertising in some way or another, unless it’s not. Also, my name is Simen Moen, I am 20 years old, though I have strong suspicions that the latter might change within the next year or two. How exciting.

Born and raised in Norway, the only northern European country where people don’t know enough English not to call their kids names which are pronounced «Semen».

I am currently to be found at Norges Kreative Fagskole (Norway Creative College), where I have spent two wonderfully decent years studying advertising. This summer, however, I have plans to resume my education and existence elsewhere.

I like software, creative writing and bacon. I dislike treadmills (Meaningless exhaustion), chocolate milk (It doesn’t taste as nice as people claim) and clubs that are so loud I can’t taste my drink.